Dear Saint Peter, we need to talk. Thank you for that perfect winter day with cold, snow and glory sunshine - but didn't you check the calendars? Are you drunk?! It's the 27th of April! Springtime! Flowers are blooming, birds are singing, love is rising. People need to wear t-shirts. Not gloves.
Please, Saint Peter, have some fresh coffee, get sober again and revice your error.
With anticipatory thanks, yours sincerely - us.
